Post by Polly on Nov 10, 2010 20:03:17 GMT -8
"Hello, you've reached the Deer Yard Hotel--"
"Run by the most gorgeous hotel owner in the west, I'll have you know!"
There are giggles in the background and sounds of a scuffle at this point.
"Also run by my dearest husband, who will now go finish doing our taxes if he knows what's good for him."
"I take it all back. The gal in charge of the Marriott down in Reno would happily hire a bookkeeper, even though she's only half as pretty."
You hear more scuffling and outright laughter.
"And hey, if any of you accountants out there want to come down and give me advice on any new tax laws for 1995, my darling wife and I can put a 15% discount your way--"
"We're running out of tape!"
"Uh, leave a message!"
*Beep*
"Run by the most gorgeous hotel owner in the west, I'll have you know!"
There are giggles in the background and sounds of a scuffle at this point.
"Also run by my dearest husband, who will now go finish doing our taxes if he knows what's good for him."
"I take it all back. The gal in charge of the Marriott down in Reno would happily hire a bookkeeper, even though she's only half as pretty."
You hear more scuffling and outright laughter.
"And hey, if any of you accountants out there want to come down and give me advice on any new tax laws for 1995, my darling wife and I can put a 15% discount your way--"
"We're running out of tape!"
"Uh, leave a message!"
*Beep*